Happy Birthday to Me!!!

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown

Before I forget as I did yesterday - I did not but one of the T-shirts at the funeral museum. Thought about it long and hard - but didn't.

Short and sweet today. As Ty attends a variety of camps this year - he has new influences. Not necessarily good one either. Recent jokes I've heard him say...

What goes clip clop, clip clop,clip clop bang? ... An Amish drive by

What's the difference between beef and pea soup? ... Anyone can cook beef but nobody can pee soup!

There was an old women who just bought a house and called it "hairy butt". She was lonely so she bought a cat and named it "crack". One day the cat was lost and she called the police and said, "Help me! Help me! I cannot find my crack in my hairy butt!" Ty will laugh uncontrollably but I don't like it.

The difference between a stop light and a banana. On a stop light - green means go, yellow means slow and read means stop. On a banana - green means wait a little longer, yellow means go ahead and eat, and red means... Red banana? Where the heck did you get a red banana?! - My favorite to hear him tell.

Of course I am not the greatest influence either. As we waited in the dr. office yesterday he kept asking for the time. I grew tired of this and finally blurted out "Half past a monkey's ass" - his eyes grew big and busted out laughing. Of course he had to repeat it too!

Oh and one more funny - maybe this is TMI. But it was funny. I took him to the Dr. yesterday for a sports physical. They were out of gowns and so he was still clothed in his own. Apparently he had chigger bites on his back side. He thought he was going to be funny and pull his pants down to only show his bum. I told him he needed to be careful because the Dr. was going to walk through the door any minute. Well that just fueled his fire so he thought he would be funnier and expose it even more. I kept telling him - you're gonna get caught! And he kept on exposing. So when he wasn't looking I knocked on the door and man did he ever jolt so fast to pull up his pants! Taught him! : ) We are our own cheap entertainment! lol!

Thanks to everyone for their birthday wishes!!!